Have you ever wondered where your consciousness comes from? Indeed, the thing that sparks creativity, the literal light bulb of an idea, is a source of POWER. Through our research, we have reverse engineered this process and harvested endless amounts of renewable, clean, energy.
Because of our innovations, we can provide fuel for the masses. Every building and home can be illuminated by the power of ORGANIC FISSION. No more fossil fuels. No more toxic waste. No more savaging our environment. Enjoy your technology with zero guilt.
Our research has led to a whole host of new inventions. Just like the race to the moon brought us new innovations in food and technology, our quest for new energy has led to new developments. We now have made available for sale various health and beauty products that are derived from the byproducts of the organic fission process. The items will help you feel younger, stronger, and more attractive. They will give you more POWER and ENERGY than you can even imagine. Dr. Frank Hyde, director of research explains the unusual source of inspiration behind the FISSION products.
Many in the scientific community cringe at religious texts. Those people, to be, well...frank, are morons. EVERYTHING should be approached scientifically, including that which is deemed sacred. History has shown us the POWER of these belief systems. We have studied and sequenced scriptures with ruthless scrutiny. Guided by the inspired vision of our leaders, we prodded our corporal constitution, pushing boundaries, challenging ethical conventions, and living at the fringes of human knowledge. Then we found it. Limitless energy. Hiding withing the kernals of our very existence. Now you can unlock it for yourself.
